"A man stood outside of his house after a bitter divorce and he noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing, "you are the reason I don't have a wife". He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't have children". He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a job". When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and he said to the bottle, "you stand aside, I know you were not involved".