A dad walks in to his 15-year-old sons room. He immediately notice that something is wrong. The room looks clean and the bed have been maid. On one of the pillows he sees an envelope with the words To dad written on it. With a big lump in his stomach he opens it, and starts to read: Dear Dad It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter. I decided to elope with my new girlfriend Anja. We wanted to avoid starting a scene with you and mum. Ive found real passion with Anja and she is so lovely even with her nose piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But its not only the joy Dad, shes pregnant and Anja said that we are going to be very happy. Even though you wont care for her as she is so much older than me, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and thats now one of my dreams too. Anja taught me that marijuana doesnt really hurt anyone, and well be growing it and trade it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, well pray that science will find a cure for HIV so that Anja can get better. She really deserves it. Dont worry Dad, Im 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday Im sure well be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your ever loving son, / Lucas PS: Dont worry Dad, none of the above is true. Im over at the next doors house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my school report which is in the centre drawer of my desk. I love you! This boy sure knew how to make his parents grateful for his bad grades for the first time. The story have been published in magazine and website over the whole world. How much of it that is actually true well leave unsaid. But it sure is a great story! Published by Newsner.