Teacher: "Who is the President of South Africa?" Children: "Dingiswayo." Teacher: "Correct & the Minister of Defence?" Children : "Benny McCarthy." Teacher : "Correct. What is the capital city of South Africa?" Children: "Mangaung." Teacher : "Very good & who composed the National Anthem?" Children: "Ladysmith Mambazo." Teacher: "Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?" Children: "Mosquitoes." Teacher: "Perfect. How much is 2 +5?" Children: "25." Teacher: "That's great, you're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!!