Sipho goes toe University: The Professor was discussing the subject of the "paranormal" and wanted to get the feel from the students. He asked; "who believes in ghosts?" - about half the class raised their hands. "Good" he said. "Who has seen a ghost before?" - about a quarter of the class raised their hands. "Interesting" he said. "Tell me; who has touched a ghost before?" - a few hands went up. "Hmm; interesting. Now tell me; who has made love to a ghost before?" - silence ... There in the back of the class he sees a lonely hand raising ever so slowly. "Aha! That is most interesting - come to the front young man!" Sipho walks up to the podium. "Please young man, tell the class; what was it like making love to a ghost?" ... "HAU a ghost!" Sipho said. I THOUGHT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A GOAT!!"