In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it: 'Do not take more than one, God is watching' On d other counter there's a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples". NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation..!!. KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white ….. Moral :- Don’t be over smart .. ************************* Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head? . . Mummy : Because he speak only truth. . . Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair.... Dont laugh alone, share with others