Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts... OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phiri OFFICER:- your father's name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? MUZO:- Melvin Phiri OFFICER:- your native place? MUZO: M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? MUZO:- Muchinga Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? MUZO:- M.P OFFICER:- what is thaat?!!! MUZO:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? MUZO:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? MUZO: MP sir. OFFICER: and what is that? MUZO:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? MUZO:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!