A man and his pet monkey walk into a bar. The monkey jumps onto the table and immediately swallows a penut. The barman was outraged The monkey ran from the bar and quickly scoffs a plate full of crisps. Outraged the bar owner shoos him away. Not phased the monkey jumps onto the pool table and swallows a pool ball. A couple days later, the man and his monkey return. The monkey jumps onto the bar and picks a brazil nut up. He puts the brazil nut up his bottom and eats it. The patrons are shocked. The monkey goes over to the peanuts and repeats the process of putting the nut up his backside and the eating the nut. Disgusted the bar owner asks WHAT IS YOUR MONKEY DOING? Very simply the man replies after Mondays episode with the pool ball he measures everything before he eats it