If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon were to be an English Teacher? (Interesting Read) ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle, twinkle, little star HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly odoriferous. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, zoophytic plant. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness. HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.........