Akpos sent a text to his wife last night, "Hi babe I'm at the pub with some lads, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return." (50 minutes later) Akpos sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" She text back immediately, "Omg really?" Akpos replied,"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."..