If Facebook was there in bible times, some posts would be like: 1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking! 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come.. 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles been going down here.. # OMG! 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird 6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How could you kill your own bro.. # RIPAbel.. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael 8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me.. # SelfieWithLamb! 9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. # LLP(Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn! 11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp! 12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! # Smh.