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meko nhi ate jokes..
One upon a time der are two hakla(stammering toungue) guys.
It happened like this.
The first guy is selling a banana in the market.
One day another hakla came along and asked "how much is a bunch of banana? It goes this way in thier stammerring language.
Buyer - " hoooww muuucch uu sssoolllsdd baaahaaahaaaa?.
Seller was laughing at him and replied him back "hahaha for a baahaaahaaa uuu callll baahaahaa"
He thought he was so perfect but in actual he also call banana.."baahaahaa"..
Son: Dad, our neighbor is a ba*tard. He did not believe what I told him about our peaceful religion. He refused to convert.Dad: Calm down my son, we should follow our Profitwho was the most kind man to walk the earth. We should do exactly what he would have done in this situation.*The Son then went to his neighbor and beheaded him and married his 6 year old daughter.
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." 
Roses are red,
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey,
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll there too.
Not in the case,
But laughing at you. 
A man suspects his wife of
cheating, so he hired Chinese
detective, Chen Lee. Days later, he
received this report: Honorable
sir,U leave house. I watch house.
He come to house. I watch. He and
she leave house. I follow. He and
she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look
in window. He kiss she. She kiss
he. He strip she. She strip he. He
play with she. She play with he. I
play with me. I fall off tree. I not
see. No fee. Chen Lee.
