A passenger in a taxi tapped on the driver shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus and stopped centimetre from the shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab den the driver said " look mate dont ever do dat again. You scared the daylight out of me". The passenger apologised n said " i dint realised that a little tap can scare you so much" The driver replied, "Sorry its not really ur fault. Today is my first day as cab driver - i have been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years"...