A famous inspirational speaker said: " Best years of ma life were spent in d arms of a woman who was't ma mife" Audience was in shock and silence. He added " She is ma mother" A big round of applause & laugter! A very daring husband tried to crack dis @om after a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in d kitchen! " Best years of ma life were spent in d arms of a woman, who was't ma wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall d second line of d speaker by d time he gained his his senses, he was on d hospital bed, recovering frm burns of boilling water! Moral : Don't copy if you can't paste.