A Man Got A Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: Hi, R U Single ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Ans: Your Wife.. Just Come home u rascal,see what I do to you... Another Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: R U Married ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat.. Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It Was My Wife.. Ans: Rite I am ur wife ..today u jst come home u dirty dog ..