Beggar: Give Me Food. Man: I'll Give You Vodka. Beggar: I Don't Drink, Give Mefood. Man: I'll Give You Cigarettes. Beggar: I Don't Smoke. Man: I'll Take You To Race. Beggar: I Don't Gamble. Man: I'll Get You Girl Friend. Beggar: I Love Only My Wife. Man: I'll Give You Food, But First You Have To Come To My House. Begger: Why? Man: I Want My Wife To See What State People Get Into When They Don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love Only Their Own Wife..!!