A taxi driver runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop. He thinks he's smarter than the cop, and (knowing there's a non- existent conviction rate for taxi drivers), decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the same time. Cop: "License please!" Taxi driver: "WHAT for!?" Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!" Taxi driver: "Heish! I slowed down, and nobody was coming!" Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop! License please!" Taxi driver: "What's the DIFFERENCE!?" Cop: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop! That's the LAW! License please!" Taxi driver: "Heish! If you can show me the DIFFERENCE between SLOW DOWN and STOP, me I can give you my license, and you give me the ticket! If not, you let me go and NO ticket!" Cop: "Exit your vehicle, Boetie." The taxi driver gets out of his taxi and, at this point, the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the ever-loving CRAP out of the taxi driver, and says: "Do you want me to STOP or just SLOW DOWN, Boet?