TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se..... Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala? Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!