1,There wud be as many ppl in the ship. 2, There wud be a song by Kates Winslet in white saree and ofcourse singing in the rain 3, The movie would be called "Pyar kiya to marna kia" 4, Hero n heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive but villain would die in first dip. 5, The iceberg would be sent by the heroine father to teach hero the lesson. 6. None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least 7, Half of the rescue boat would be reserve for sc/st/obc.