mere to us waqt hos udh gaye jab wo mujhe sms send ki. I Love You Jaan. wala msg galti se ap pe chala gaya bhai jaan. Koi to book hoti jispe DIL luta dete , Har teacher jisne dimag khaya usey nipta dete, Ab syllabus dekh k sochte hai ki , 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete. 1-5 yr girls love MOM, 6-15 yr girls love DAD, 16-25 yr girls love ME, 26-50 yr girls love HUSBAND, ab bachi 51-70yr girls apka bhi to haq banta hai yaar... choti fish ne badi fish se pucha : Mummy hum pani mein kyo rahte hai? jameen par kyo nhi ? badi fish : kyoki fish pani mai rahti hai. jameen pr to selfish rahte hai..jo kabhi funny msg nhi krte hai.