Men!! Men!! Men!! If U advise them, they think U r dominating; If U don't, U r not doing anything! If they call,they r missing U; If U call,U r disturbing them! If they ask U anything,its their right; If U ask them,U r interfering! If they care,they luv U; If U care,U r possessive So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!! Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change). Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares??? Just throw them Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!! Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: Dont know, havnt seen either Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract! Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !