A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer B.M.W. = Big Money Waster C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping C.S.I. = Cannot Stop Investigating! D.I.E.T. = Do I Eat Today? F.O.R.D. = For Only Retarded Drivers G.R.E.A.T. = Get Really Excited About Today H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching L.I.F.E. = Living Isn't Freaking Easy L.I.V.E. = Learning Important Values Everyday L.O.V.E. = Loss Of Valuable Energy M.A.I.D = Mother Actually in disguise M.A.N.A.G.E.R. = Meaningless A**hole Needlessly Activating General Employee Resentment M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans M.C.D.O.N.A.L.D. = Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks P.I.G. = Pretty Insensitive Guy/Girl S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of life S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened S.M.I.L.E. = Showing Miracle In Little Effort S.P.A.M. = Seriously, Poor Advertising Method! T.H.O.R. = The Hammer's Over Rated T.W.I.T.T.E.R. = Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading V.O.L.V.O. = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object W.I.F.E. = Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Etc. W.O.M.E.N. = Want One Man Every Night W.T.F. = Worse Than Failure