Secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a Thank you note on email. Bosses wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court. The mail says: "Your p3nis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot" Moral: space is an essential part in English and married life too... :