A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables? WIFE: I have an idea. She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play. WIFE: See? The food isn't poisoned. HUSBAND: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying. WIFE: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned! HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession! WIFE: What? HUSBAND: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have sex in my room. WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you. WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have. HUSBAND: OK WIFE: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's. Immediately after, the Gateman came in. GATEMAN: Oga. The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise for killing the dog.