Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked: MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? AKPOS: Tea please. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? AKPOS: Ceylon tea please. MAID: How do you want it; black or white? AKPOS: White. MAID: Milk or fresh cream? AKPOS: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? AKPOS: Cow milk. MAID: Freeze-land cow or Afrikaner cow? AKPOS: (Thinking), let me have freeze-land cow. MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? AKPOS: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? AKPOS: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? AKPOS: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water. MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? Akpos: Mineral water. MAID: Flavoured or non-flavoured? AKPOS: Infact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? AKPOS: Abeg, free me, I go fast" MAID: Wet fast or dry fast?