******* Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya! **************************************** Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai. Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi? **************************************** THIS IS A CLASSIC :: Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya aur apni WALL pe likha : Yaha thukna mana hai **************************************** Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai? Lohar inkar kar deta. Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye. fir.. fir kya Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA??? ****************************************