New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval... ANNIVERSIA: Triggers memories for Birthdays and Anniversaries... SLIMOXIL: Widens mail cornea making wives appear slim... SPORTOBLIND-X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV... WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores... SHOPHOFOBEX : Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week & wait patiently... FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by...