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Swt.Raaz 2014/02/09 05:33
Swt.Raaz 2014/02/09 05:33
tips 4 boys-
if you marry one girl,she
will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they
will fight for u....
think different
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say
coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u
went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still
there!
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...
When I was in
darknes,you gave me
light.
You gave me strength to
make life bright.
Thank you so much. ..
PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT...................very
short funny sms
Teacher: Wht do u want to
be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in
my father's footsteps and
be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know
your father was a
policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a
burglar!
Two prisoners were
waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked
the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the
prisoners. "I love music; so
before I die, could you
play me something by
Himesh Resham"
And the second prisoner
said, "Please kill me first."
Only "Itch Guard" can
claim that it started it's
business from 'scratch'.
Banta: What's the
difference between us and
Camels?
Santa: They can work
without drinking for 7
days
and
We can drink without
working for 7 days!
Pappu and Pinky were
arguing over the breakfast
table.
"You're so stupid," said
Pappu.
"That's enough" said their
dad. "Pappu, say sorry to
Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so
stupid!
Only 3 living beings are
immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Girls wearing sleeveless
and backless dresses in
marriages during severe
winter.
I've taken a vow of
poverty. To annoy me, my
friends send money.
If you ever find a woman
who is Gorgeous and
glamorous; has a nice
figure, intelligent, gets
things done on her own,
drives a car very well,
cooks best food, has little
expectations and is not at
all materialistic and loves
you unconditionally, let it
be known that the alcohol
you have consumed is of
the highest quality!
iPhone » Android » Nokia
» Land phone » Typewriter
» 2 cans and a string »
Message in a bottle »
Pigeon with a note taped
to it » Blackberry
Q: Why are Egyptian
children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their DADDY becomes a
MUMMY.
Reality is an illusion that
occurs due to lack of
alcohol.
Dear Internet Users, One
day you will really regret
not reading me.
Sincerely,
Terms and Conditions or T
& C Applied
Most people aren't sorry;
just sorry they got caught.
You can never ask a girl
her age. There is no such
concept.
They don't have age but
age groups which are
follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
There is nothing more
expensive than a single
drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first
mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner
and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the
cheek, it mixes with "La
Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the
lips, it gets mixed with
'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single
drop is worth at least Rs
15000!
if you marry one girl,she
will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they
will fight for u....
think different
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say
coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u
went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still
there!
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...
When I was in
darknes,you gave me
light.
You gave me strength to
make life bright.
Thank you so much. ..
PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT...................very
short funny sms
Teacher: Wht do u want to
be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in
my father's footsteps and
be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know
your father was a
policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a
burglar!
Two prisoners were
waiting to be executed.
"Any last requests?" asked
the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the
prisoners. "I love music; so
before I die, could you
play me something by
Himesh Resham"
And the second prisoner
said, "Please kill me first."
Only "Itch Guard" can
claim that it started it's
business from 'scratch'.
Banta: What's the
difference between us and
Camels?
Santa: They can work
without drinking for 7
days
and
We can drink without
working for 7 days!
Pappu and Pinky were
arguing over the breakfast
table.
"You're so stupid," said
Pappu.
"That's enough" said their
dad. "Pappu, say sorry to
Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so
stupid!
Only 3 living beings are
immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Girls wearing sleeveless
and backless dresses in
marriages during severe
winter.
I've taken a vow of
poverty. To annoy me, my
friends send money.
If you ever find a woman
who is Gorgeous and
glamorous; has a nice
figure, intelligent, gets
things done on her own,
drives a car very well,
cooks best food, has little
expectations and is not at
all materialistic and loves
you unconditionally, let it
be known that the alcohol
you have consumed is of
the highest quality!
iPhone » Android » Nokia
» Land phone » Typewriter
» 2 cans and a string »
Message in a bottle »
Pigeon with a note taped
to it » Blackberry
Q: Why are Egyptian
children always confused?
A: Because after death,
their DADDY becomes a
MUMMY.
Reality is an illusion that
occurs due to lack of
alcohol.
Dear Internet Users, One
day you will really regret
not reading me.
Sincerely,
Terms and Conditions or T
& C Applied
Most people aren't sorry;
just sorry they got caught.
You can never ask a girl
her age. There is no such
concept.
They don't have age but
age groups which are
follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
There is nothing more
expensive than a single
drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first
mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner
and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the
cheek, it mixes with "La
Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the
lips, it gets mixed with
'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single
drop is worth at least Rs
15000!
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