Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya. Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?" Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka chahiye jo paan, cigarette, daaru, gutkha, jarda ya aur koi bhi nashe na karta ho, boiled khana khata ho aur bhagwaan ka naam jaapta ho. Pandit: Jajman ji, aisa ladka toh aapko sirf ICU mein hi mil sakta hai