Ek din santa bus se office ja raha tha to bus me conductor ake poocha ticket lo..... Santa ne use 500 rs ka note deke ticket manga to conductor ne bola-chillar do bhai....! To santa bola k chillar nahi hai.... To conductor bola- chilar nahi hai....to niche utar....? To santa ne poocha- tere pas chillar hai? Conductor- nahi...?! Santa - to sale pehle tu niche utar....!...........