Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: no, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: okey, oh look, anthor wicket Husband: no, this is just a replay of last one Wife: hmm, look india is going to win this one. Husband: Its bangalore vs mumbai. Wife: how many runs they need to win now? Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls Wife: eh! that's easy just 2 runs in 1 ball, Husband: truns off the tv Wife: truns it on again and start watching "daily serial"