1. Shortest love story...he asked " will u marry me" she replied "no".He lived happily ever after. 2.why does a teacher wear sun glasses? Because her students are so bright. 3.Who is Raja Ram Mohon Roy? They r all four best friends. 4.1st man: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 2nd man:she diny hav the guts. 1st man: why did cinderela's soccer team always lose? 2nd man: cos her coach was a pumpkin.