New Joke - LIC Agent: 'Sardar ji, aap policy le lo'. Aapke bachchon ko paise milenge' Sardar:'agar bachche na ho to?' Agent:'aapki biwi ko milenge' Sardar:'agar biwi na ho to?' Agent:'Maa Baap ko milenge' Sardar:'agar wo bi na hon?' Agent:'Fir bhen, bhayion ko milenge' Sardar:'Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe milen?' Agent:'Aap nahin ley sakte' Sardar:'yeh to policy na huyi, 'MERI gaand' ho gayi, jo har koi le sakta hai, Sirf main nahin le sakta..!!> )