Awesome.. must read.... Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya,uska stomach kharab tha us din.puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi,gf ne puri family se neel ko introduced karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya. GF's father:- hello beta neel,how are you? Neel:- m good uncle,aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton. Achanak neel k stomach mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...." Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha. GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha. Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya. 2 min baad again neel "poooooo...." Gf's gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out,bhago yaha se... Neel fir se bahut khush hua. Gf:- sorry neel,ye kutta bhi na...Tommy bhago chalo jao,hato neel k paas se.. Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......" . GF's father:- abe saale Tommy jab wo ladka tere upar hug dega tab bhagega kya waha se..."