An Indian gal married a Spanish
and went to Spain.
As she can't speak Spanish. Each
time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and shows her thighs to enable the seller to make understood.
This went on some time, one day
she wanted to buy banana.
She took her husband to the shop...
"DON'T LAUGH... YOU PERVERTS..."
Don't forget she was married to a
Spanish who knew to speak Spanish well.
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