Classic Insult!! . . Mere pass Facebook hai, BBM Hai, Twitter hai, WhatsApp hai,2WAP hai . . . tumhare pas kya hai..? . . Smart ans: Mere paas "Aur bhi kaam hain". Interviewer 2 Engineer: Just imagine, you are on the 8th floor, . . . . It caught fire, How will you escape? . . . Engineer : Its very simple, . I will stop my imagination..!!. She said - Raat ho gai hai.. mujhe sona chaiye !...... Maine pucha - kitna "Tola" fir kya BLOCKED She : Truth or dare? Me : Truth. She: Do i look fat in this new dress? Me : This is cheating, i asked for truth not for dare. *blocked* Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . ! . . Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi. . . Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant ???? . . . . girlfriend : Kyonki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu toh m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti . .. bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de . In india.. on a bus stand... at a book stall... . . . an american engineer got heart attack.. . . . becoz... . . . . he saw a book "how to become an engineer in 15 days" worth rs. 15.. Writer- Rajnikanth :o o.O :p One friday, A boy wid a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. The girl obviously felt awesome. Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the ring on Monday after the cheque clears. On Monday d jeweller calls d boy: There's no money in ur a/c. D cheque bounced! Boy: I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had.. Pogo joke... Pappu Suhagrat me Karte Huye biwi se bola : Maine Shadi Se Pehle Bahut sari call girls k sath kiya Hai . . . . . . . Biwi= Me Itni Der Se Yahi Soch Rahi Thi Ke Aapko Kahi Dekha Hai..! ~ A boy was busy doing some important work in office.. . . . His gf called up... Gf:" Did I disturb u.. ?? Reply was so amazing.. Boy:" Ya.. but whats life without being disturbed by the right person.. . . GF:" Acha hai ! Facebook pe daal...:p Hamare To Khwaab Uss Din Hi Choor- Choor Ho Gaye the Dosto... . . Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi Thi aur Mummy Boli . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaa Beta"DIDI"Ke Liye"PAANI"Le Aa .. :p 1st Girl : "Mera Kal Fast Tha" . . . . . 2nd Girl : "you are so lucky ', Mera Wala To Hamesha Hi Slow Rehta Hai..." Uff Aaj tak jitni bhi ladkiyo ko propose kia kisi ne Naa nahikaha sabne teen bar ha kaha hai. HAHAHA !! Good Morning Peeps time 4.44 am subah subah tregedy ho gayi yaar whatup cnvrsation...!! Me: hi.. She: hi.. me: What's your name? She: Palak, and you? Me: Paneer *BLOCKED* :p Me watching TV alone..!! . . . Ads- Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi Noodles, UltratechCement etc etc. . . . . Suddenly Parents enter..!! . . . . Ads- Manforce Condoms, Whisper Choice, SetWetvery very sexy etc etc..!! YUCKS... Ek Aadmi Mochi se apni G**d silwane ke bad bola "Bhaiya kitna hua?" Mochi: Rs 5000 Aadmi : Yeh lo Rs 10000 Mochi: wo kyu? Aadmi :RATE sunke fir g**d fat gai. That angry moment !! > > . . . . . . . . When a small kid hits you, Without any reason in front of his mom, And you can't do anything but smile. What Is a Kiss..?? . . In Maths:" Kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.. . . . In Biology:" kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another.. . . In Economics:" Kiss is a process in which Demand is higher than supply.. . . In chemistry:" kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips.. . . In Physics:" It is a process to charging a human body... In Computer:" Kiss is a local area network in Which two bodies are Connected widout data cabel..:p Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U? Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah. Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do.. : Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye 1 Boxer ne 1st minute me hi doosre ko knock out kar diya Husband: Oh Shxt Biwi:Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein "KHEL" khatam hone par kitna gussa aata hai Effects of break up... It is just the matter of time . . . . . . . . . . . . when "jaan" becomes "jaanwar" and"cutie"becomes "kutti" No Engineering . . . . No Pain ! . . . . . . . . . . . . Know Engineering . . . . Know Pain ! udaas rhne ki wajah to bahut h lyf me!. . . . . . . . . . . Par fookat me khush rehne ka maja hi kuch aur hai !! Bhikhari Train me hath me x-ray liye bhikh mang raha tha, I admi chillaya: Harami, Tu wohi hai na, Jo G**d ka x-ray dikha ke bolta hai mere DIL me ched hai.. -laugh-