A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local newspaper read: 'Servant's ASS WON'. King was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey, and presented it to his queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN". The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10 dollars. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10 dollars". This was too much,the King ordered the queen to buy the donkey back & set it free in the jungle The next day Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE" The king died the next day