Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers:" Oh my God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt....Its burning" A ghostly Silence reigned! He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers: "I sincerely apologize for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap...you should see my pants from the front" A passenger replies "Why don't you come here and see Our PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!