A man called a doz of his creditors 2geta 2 tel thm tht he was about 2 go in2 bankcruptcy."i owe yu ova a hundred thousend pounds" he said "and my assets arent enough 2 pay yu 5pence on th pound. So i rather fancy it wil b impossible 4 yu 2 get anything - - unless yu want 2 cut me up an devide me among yu. "MR Chairman" said 1 of th creditors."I Move we do this. I'd like 2 hav his girlfrnd