2wapworld staff office memo=)
To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.
32 replies
use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone
And what's about for rest of the Users??
Bore..........???? 
Dashman: all team member cat walk against us.. we clap them
Haha.........Yes we can do this!!! 
Dashman: don't free post here . Sonic report topic to team 
Let her Report........I've the powerof the ordinary users.You know the no. Of Users is more than no. Of staffs!! 
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Someone: 
I wanna resign after reading this 
same here I wanna resign after reading this 
unrest is starts in staff team, moreover they shall be going on strike against office memo
