Dash rock Passenger Shock

9 replies

EpIcInCoGnItO

2013/06/30 08:20

Passenger:-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala....?? . . . . Dash:- Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi. . . . . Passenger:- Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. . . . . Dash:- Mai Ajnabi Se Baat Nhi karta... Dash Rock.. Passenger Shock smiley

Kakaji

2013/06/30 08:22

Husband(jalane k liye):" Kal mere khawab mein ek ladki aai thi . . . . . Wah kya ladki the . . . Wife:" Akeli aayi hogi..??? . . . . Hus:" Tum ko kaise pata ?? . . . . . Wife:" Uska husband mere khwab mein aaya tha.. :p smiley

Kakaji

2013/06/30 08:23

1 Handsome boy class mein aaya aur Sari girls dekhte hi deewani ho gai . . . . fir Larke ne aate hi kuch kaha To girls behosh... . Socho kya kaha hoga? . ? . Thodi Jagah Dena, Jhaadu Lagana Hai smiley

"HAYE RE BEROZGARI" :'D

Kakaji

2013/06/30 08:24

Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ?? Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai.. . . Friend:" kyo.. ?? . . . Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum mera phone nahi uthate... Bas,,, aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya...

Kakaji

2013/06/30 08:25

3 different styles of proposing :- . . . . English :- Would you mind being my girlfrnd? Hindi :- Kya aap meri premika banogi? Punjabi :- Veli firdi hain! Kisi gareeb de kam aa ja smiley

Kakaji

2013/06/30 08:28

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha, To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.? . . . . . . .. . . . . . Ladki - Mai use mana kaise karti. ! Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati. . . smiley