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saahir
2013/06/26 14:15
Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Enstien: Let's play a game. I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/- Einstine asks the first question: What distance is from Earth to Moon? Indian pays :5/- Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian. Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/- Einstien fainted... (Copy/Paste)
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mk_alyana
2013/06/26 14:25
smiley clever indian
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mk_alyana
2013/06/26 14:29
i think tht indian is you smiley
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saahir
2013/06/26 14:33
mk_alyana: i think tht indian is you smiley
smiley smiley
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mk_alyana
2013/06/26 14:36
saahir: smiley smiley
ouch.. help , , topic owner killing me. . smiley
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saahir
2013/06/26 14:56
' War and Peace' Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. Ist soldier: Why did u join the army? 2nd soldier: I didn't have wife and I loved war. So I joined army. But how about you? Why did you join army? Ist soldier: I joined b'coz I had a wife and I loved peace! (Copy and Paste)
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Hareesh
2013/06/26 15:03
Copy nd paste. . .
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InternetLord
2013/06/26 15:10
smiley hehehehe
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mk_alyana
2013/06/26 15:17
smiley he he he
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Dashman
2013/06/26 15:25
Nice post Copy n paste From : Hareesh post smiley
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The_Torpid
2013/06/26 15:49
smiley smiley bum- Surprized! smiley
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The_Torpid
2013/06/26 15:50
smiley smiley smiley
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integrity-daolyboy
2013/06/26 15:59
smiley o
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saahir
2013/06/26 16:13
Hareesh: Copy nd paste. . .
Sorry I can u give me link of ur joke plz. So that I cud delete it from my topic.
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Hareesh
2013/06/26 16:16
saahir: Sorry I can u give me link of ur joke plz. So that I cud delete it from my topic.
ok bro as ur wish
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Aita
2013/06/26 16:36
smiley How clever smiley
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KingFISHER
2013/06/26 23:30
Bravo Indian!
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2013/06/27 04:19
Profitsmiley made it
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Barbiecute
2013/06/27 05:39
lolzzzzzz smiley
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Fantasy
2013/06/27 11:22
smiley very funny ...
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saahir
2013/06/28 09:51
" In China ".... John & Smith sitting in a Chinese Restaurant. Smith asked John : Are there China born Jews in this country? Smith: I don't know. Jhon: Why don't we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by, John asked him, Are there Chinese Jews here? Waiter: No Chines e Jews sir. Are you really sure ? John asked again, I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews. Waiter: We have, Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Grape Jews, Tomato Jews, but we have no Chines Jews.
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