Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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' War and Peace'
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
Ist soldier: Why did u join
the army?
2nd soldier: I didn't have wife and
I loved war. So I joined army.
But how about you?
Why did you join army?
Ist soldier: I joined b'coz
I had a wife and I loved peace!
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" In China "....
John & Smith sitting in a Chinese Restaurant.
Smith asked John : Are there China born Jews in this country?
Smith: I don't know.
Jhon: Why don't we ask the waiter?
When the waiter came by, John asked him,
Are there Chinese Jews here?
Waiter: No Chines e Jews sir.
Are you really sure ?
John asked again, I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews.
Waiter: We have, Orange Jews, Prune Jews,
Grape Jews, Tomato Jews, but we have no
Chines Jews.