Here is my 1st victim .... J.A.R.V.I.S = agree 420

Hmm,,,. Great fun Arjeet Queen of art

shree 420

Jacki .. kinky Franky..

Haha........Nice Try Dashy & Jacki! Now,It's My turn. Jacki-Jack+key Dashman-Opposition Party Of 2wap!!

Hareesh went hunting one day and shot two Impalas. He loaded them onto the back of his van and was driving home when stopped by a Game Warden who did not like hunters. The warden ordered Hareesh to show him his hunting licence, which was duly produced. Then the warden lifted the covers off the van and stuck his nose into one of the bucks' behinds. "This is not a local Impala. It's from South Africa and you need a South African licence to kill it. Do you have one?" Hareesh opened the cubby and produced one. Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully shouted: "This one is from Namibia. Do you have a Namibian licence?" Hareesh went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence. The warden was very agitated and shouted: "Where the hell do you come from?" Hareesh smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward and said: "Y dnt smell urself, seein dat u r da xpert"

A drunkard called Latrine drinks at the pub until they close. He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed. The next morning, his wife stands over him shouting, “So, you’ve been out drinking again!” “What makes you say that?” he asks, putting on an innocent face. “The pub called — you left your wheelchair there again.”

Kick to arjeet bro. . . . good topic

Dadu~dash

Dash = Road rash with cap

rofl

you# ... I kick yr bum Bob code use

Dashman ......You are He Man!!

Trax-Start Collecting Tax!

I'm trying to make a list of all the girls who are afraid of mice, so I'll visit their profiles. Hehehehehe.

For What???To get Slaps???

Haha........,Best joke.I will Reward you with 29000000 +es................................... .... ... ... But after 8yrs.When I'll be having enough amount!! Keep it up!!

I don't depend In Installments.I'll pay it you in a single Step!! -selfih-

No,I will Not Pay.Do what u Can.Call The Police,Millitary,etc.....,..