___hona chahiye,,___to___bhi hote hain type jokes
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Kakaji
2013/06/12 02:19
Naam SALMAN hona chahiye, khan to SHAHRUKH bhi hai smiley) smiley) smiley Ladki aurat honi chaheia. Mahila to jaywerdane bi hai. Naam Shahrukh hona chahiye, Salman to Khurshid bhi hai smiley ladki simple honi chaiye, Sec C toh 1/CosC bhi hota hai.... Logon Ke Pass Dil Hona Chahiye, Cena Toh John KePass Bhi Hai.. Soch sidhi honi chahiyee...Ulta to tarak mehta ka chasma bhi hai...!!! mard badsha jaisa hona chahiye....bodyguard to kutta bhi hota hey Reply me dum hona chahiye, hmm toh bhais bi krti ha... Ladki sanskari honi chahye.. deshi to daru bhi hoti hai.. engineering main back lagni chahiye All clear to shampoo bhi hote hai ladki mai attitude hona chaiya angry to birds bhi hotay hai Gf pe bharosa hona chahiye, shaq to Cid me Acp bhi krta he.. kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi,hang toh mera phone bi hota hai Bathroom me hair drier hona chahiye, Towel to Sreesanth ke pass bhi hai Global currency rupees honi chahiye, Dollar toh underwear bhi hai.. Ladki mein Akal hona chaiye,,Surat to Gujrat me b haismiley Gharo mai windows honi chahiye. Gates to bill b h. Ladki Mai Attitude Hona Chahiye... Angry To Aaj Kal Birds Bhi Hote Hai: Pm modi hona chahiye, silent mod par to mera fon b aa jata hai Ladki loyal honi chahiye, cheating to engineering students bhi karte hai Music LOUD honi chahiye,SILENT toh apna PM bhi hai... mausam rainy hona chaheye.....sunny to leone v hai ladki tameej wali honi chahiye badatmeez to mera dil bhi h Ladka robinhood hona chahiye,pandey to poonam bhi hai.... Admin limit main rehna chahiye Unlimited to mera data plan bhi hai Engineer k pass Job honi chahiye, Degree to thermometer k pass bhi hai smiley BADA Hona Chahiye...KHADE toh Log Bhi Hote hien.... Pizza indian hona chahiye, italian to sonia bhi hai Ladki samajdar honi chahiye Lovely toh University bhi hai O_O phone nokia hona chaiye apple to fruit bhi hote ha Cricketer Sachin Jaisa Hona Chahiye Dhoni To Toilet Mein Bhi Hai Mother teresa honi chahiye, Mamta toh kulkarni Aur benarji bhi hai. Dessert mei ice cream honi chahiye Falooda toh izzat ka bi hota hai Degree engineering ki honi chahiye... Medical to stores bhi hote h...:p smiley
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KingFISHER
2013/06/12 04:19
Isme dum hai !
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_rOcK_
2013/06/13 13:30
No 1 smiley
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Rajboy.raj
2013/06/15 05:24
smiley
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S-ALI.RAZA
2013/07/25 01:06
Bhot acha hai waha smiley
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/02/07 10:01
smiley hohohoho
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saahir
2014/02/07 13:25
Kakaji jesa sahi hona chahiye 2wap par budy hota hai aur budy hoty bhi hai.
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Rohan786
2014/02/07 13:31
Ek number.....
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_AArYaN_
2014/02/12 22:11
oh thats right yaar gud
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SAFDAR
2014/04/04 10:55
Fit hai boss
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USMAN.KHAN
2014/04/17 04:29
Wa g wa bhot achi lines hy
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