Husband sent a text to his wife at night : "Hi I will get home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes. #No reply#" And make sure you prepare my favourite dish before i return." #No reply#. He sent another text ; "And i forgot to tell you that i got an increase in my salary. At the end of this month i'm getting you a new car". She texted back ; "Oh my God, really ??". Husband replied ; "No i just wanted to make sure you got all my first messages. night baby".