Rajnikant shocked
_SonIcGirL_ 2013/04/04 08:56
_SonIcGirL_ 2013/04/04 08:56
Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
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If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ :P :D
Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.-lol-
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes.....
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
&
If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ :P :D
Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.-lol-
saahir 2013/04/04 14:58
Lagta hai aaj 'SAAS' ghar par nahii hai. Iss karan lambi fursat mil gayee itne jokes post karney kii. Ha ha ha...
Lagta hai aaj 'SAAS' ghar par nahii hai. Iss karan lambi fursat mil gayee itne jokes post karney kii. Ha ha ha...
saahir 2013/04/04 16:30
Good luck to you.
_SonIcGirL_: she live in village and i live with my husband in mumbai
Good luck to you.
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 02:22
All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off –
Shakespeare.
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All boys are
innocent before the lights are
off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…
All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off –
Shakespeare.
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All boys are
innocent before the lights are
off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 03:36
Engineer'sExams Life -
.
9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge
dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhai light gayi.
11pm- Ya ALLAH! Bas pass kara
de...
12pm- kal se pakka parhunga...
aryan'z
Engineer'sExams Life -
.
9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking 2 score 80%
12am- Watch TV
1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge
dimagh set hoga ..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%
6pm- Troubling friends
"kuch parha?"
8pm- Searching books.
9pm- Dinner
10pm- Lo bhai light gayi.
11pm- Ya ALLAH! Bas pass kara
de...
12pm- kal se pakka parhunga...
aryan'z
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 04:26
Sonic in court(sad): Bachpan me
agar maa
ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din
na dekhna
padta.
:'(
JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
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SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
chutiyon wali
baat kar rahe ho.
Jab baat hi
nahi suni to
kaise bataau kya kehti
thi....
:>/
Sonic in court(sad): Bachpan me
agar maa
ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din
na dekhna
padta.
:'(
JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/
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SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi
chutiyon wali
baat kar rahe ho.
Jab baat hi
nahi suni to
kaise bataau kya kehti
thi....
:>/
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 04:53
Hum pani kyu pite hain ??
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kyuki hum use kha nahi
sakte...:p
:/
Hahaha..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya..
Aryan'z
Hum pani kyu pite hain ??
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kyuki hum use kha nahi
sakte...:p
:/
Hahaha..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya..
Aryan'z
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 04:54
*Facebook addiction*
"Aapka beta kya karta hai ??
- "Ji B.Tech kar li.. Ab Page admin
hai aur memes bnaata hai"
Aur aapki beti ??
- "CA clear nahi hua.. Aaj kal to DPs
badalti hai..:p 
*Facebook addiction*
"Aapka beta kya karta hai ??
- "Ji B.Tech kar li.. Ab Page admin
hai aur memes bnaata hai"
Aur aapki beti ??
- "CA clear nahi hua.. Aaj kal to DPs
badalti hai..:p
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:00
Arz kiya hai..
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jalgye
mere lips..
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Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye
mere Lips..
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Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN
"BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
Arz kiya hai..
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jalgye
mere lips..
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Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye
mere Lips..
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Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN
"BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:19
Abà tak ka sabse Faddu joake
.
.
Ek din imran hashami ek bar me
beer ka mug
le kar baitha hua muskura raha
tha.
..
Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu
bhai... Baat
kya hai??
..
Imran: Kal machhli pakadne gaya
tha main.
Nadi kinaare genliya mili.
.
Usko Nadi paar karni thi.
.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya
aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA
PAANIME KOOD
JA."
..
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi
aatatha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki
lehron k
bich kissing ka maje hi alag hai.
..
Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi
parde pe
kya tu to real me bhi kisi ko nhi
chorrta
..
Agle din imran hashmi usi bar me
usi table
par beer ka mug le kar baitha
huajor jor se
ro raha tha.
..
Ranbir: Ye'c'grade ki satai huì
heroien jaisa
muh bana k kyu ro raha hai???
..
Imran: Kal fir se machhli pakadne
gaya tha
main. Nadi kinaare ek english
ladki mili. Usko
bhi Nadi paar karni thi.
.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya
aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA
PAANI ME KOOD
JA."
.
Usne kaha i m ready bt kiss k
alawa b tumhe
aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga.....
Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli
wig utari ...
.
Mere to tote ud gaye.
Wo sala justin biber nikla...
Aur
TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA
THA"...!!!
..
Aryan'z
Abà tak ka sabse Faddu joake
.
.
Ek din imran hashami ek bar me
beer ka mug
le kar baitha hua muskura raha
tha.
..
Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu
bhai... Baat
kya hai??
..
Imran: Kal machhli pakadne gaya
tha main.
Nadi kinaare genliya mili.
.
Usko Nadi paar karni thi.
.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya
aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA
PAANIME KOOD
JA."
..
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi
aatatha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki
lehron k
bich kissing ka maje hi alag hai.
..
Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi
parde pe
kya tu to real me bhi kisi ko nhi
chorrta
..
Agle din imran hashmi usi bar me
usi table
par beer ka mug le kar baitha
huajor jor se
ro raha tha.
..
Ranbir: Ye'c'grade ki satai huì
heroien jaisa
muh bana k kyu ro raha hai???
..
Imran: Kal fir se machhli pakadne
gaya tha
main. Nadi kinaare ek english
ladki mili. Usko
bhi Nadi paar karni thi.
.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya
aur beech
nadi me boat rok di aur usko
kaha,
"YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA
PAANI ME KOOD
JA."
.
Usne kaha i m ready bt kiss k
alawa b tumhe
aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga.....
Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli
wig utari ...
.
Mere to tote ud gaye.
Wo sala justin biber nikla...
Aur
TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA
THA"...!!!
..
Aryan'z
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:28
BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch hai:"
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Books hai
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Notes hai
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Time hai
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aur hausla to itna he ke…
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakta
hu,
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bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai,
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"MOOD"Saala banta hi nai…:p
BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch hai:"
.
.
Books hai
.
.
Notes hai
.
.
Time hai
.
.
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakta
hu,
.
.
bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai,
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"MOOD"Saala banta hi nai…:p
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:47
A Japani came to INDIA...
He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda
over takes ...
Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN.....
very fast...
next a toyota over takes
Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....
very fast ....
Reached Airport
&asked How Much ??
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Driver:" RS. 8000...
Japani:" Why so expensive ??
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Driver:" METER made in INDIA
very fast
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Hahaha Indians Rocks..
A Japani came to INDIA...
He took an auto to go to the
airport, on the way a Honda
over takes ...
Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN.....
very fast...
next a toyota over takes
Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....
very fast ....
Reached Airport
&asked How Much ??
.
.
.
Driver:" RS. 8000...
Japani:" Why so expensive ??
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Driver:" METER made in INDIA
very fast
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Hahaha Indians Rocks..
Fremder_Aryan 2013/04/05 05:55
1 Stone Is Enough To Break A
Glass..:p
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A
Heart...:p
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall In
Love....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass
Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted...:p
1 Stone Is Enough To Break A
Glass..:p
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1 Word Is Enough To Break A
Heart...:p
.
1 Second Is Enough To Fall In
Love....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass
Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted...:p
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