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need a hand...or push

Kumz · Mar 31, 2013 18:53 8 88
Kumz OP
Mar 31, 2013 18:53
A man and his wife areawakened at 3 oclock in themorning by a loud poundingon the door. The man gets upand goes to the door where adrunken stranger stands in thepouring down rain.Can you give me a push? heasks while hanging onto thedoor frame.Not a chance says thehusband Its 3 oclock inthe morning!. He slams thedoor and returns to bed.Who was it? asks his wife.Just some drunk wanting apush he answers.Did you help him? she asks.No, I didnt its three in themorning and raining like crazyout.Well, you have a shortmemory says his wife. Cantyou remember about threemonths ago when we brokedown on vacation and thosetwo strangers helped us? Ithink you should help him.The man does as he is told andgets dressed and goes out intothe pounding rain and callsout into the dark, Hello, areyou still there?Yes, comes the answer.Do you still want a push?calls out the husband.Yes, please! comes the replyfrom the dark.Where are you? asks thehusband.
8 replies
Kumz OP
Mar 31, 2013 18:53
#1
Over here on the swing! thedrunk replies.
EpIcInCoGnItO
Apr 1, 2013 06:21
#2
on the swing smiley
PassWord_
Apr 1, 2013 10:25
#3
Thats funny
Jill
Apr 1, 2013 10:41
#4
Very gud Suspence thriller.!
Hareesh
Apr 24, 2013 04:37
#5
Thats 3uny
S-ALI.RAZA
Jan 29, 2014 10:50
#6
Funny44 smiley
The_Torpid
Jan 30, 2014 17:50
#7
Realistic... smiley
Crownstar
Nov 14, 2014 12:51
#8
haha. 4nny drunk