BUSTED!!! One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient - Mr Kpekus arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks him: "Tell me what happened to your back..." Mr Kpekus replies: "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I got to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy... That is how I strained my back....!!!" Later that day, a second patient - Mr Ambali arrives as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said: "My previous patient looked bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the hell happened to you....??" Mr Ambali replied: "You know I have been unemployed for a while now...., today was the first day at my new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and I was late,..... I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how and where from this fridge fall on me...!!!" Before closing hours, the third patient - Mr Akpors comes. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked: "What the hell happened to you....??" Mr Akpors replies: "Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..."