Akpors bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ==================================== Akpors: I am Proud, because my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. Akpors: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ========================================== Akpors: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. Doctor: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Akpors : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game. =========================================== Akpors : If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Akpors : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ========================================= Akpors : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Akpors : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.. =========================================== Akpors complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?' Akpors : 'I was watching TV news...' ========================================= Akpors comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.' ============================================= How do you recognize Akpors in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. =============================================== Once Akpors was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he didso. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ====================================== how many karma for akpors