We pray he survives.
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Doncle
2013/02/15 17:55
GET WELL SOON AKPORS PASTOR AKPORS! Two weeks ago, Pastor Akpors told the church members, that he saw a vision that he should pray for all working class members of the church. So he said all church members should bring their working tools last Sunday. As he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their working tools, should stretch it forward and face him. (All members did as he said) Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him. Teachers stretched their Chalks towards him. Bankers stretched their Pen towards him. ... and about 15 members of the church who were hunters and Police Men, also stretched their Guns towards him. (Not noticing there were guns pointed at him) Pastor Akpors said to all the workers to start making use of their tools as they do in their normal way of life. Tailors started clipping their scissors. Teachers started moving their Chalks. Bankers started signing with their Pen. Well, to cut the long story short, Pastor Akpors has been flown to Germany for treatment with over 15 bullet wounds. We pray he survives.
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KingFISHER
2013/02/15 18:11
15 bullet? Surely they were US NAVY SEAL commando thatz y none has been missfired. Anyway...Get well...soOn
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TheMouse
2013/02/15 18:28
U should write scripts for tv comedies! smiley
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Rebellion
2013/02/15 18:36
ha ha ha don
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latrine
2013/02/15 19:05
Imagine male porn stars pointing there tools at him...
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Kingaadi
2013/02/16 01:28
porn !
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Hareesh
2013/02/16 01:59
Jabardast smiley
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/02/02 09:53
smiley niIiIce
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