....A New Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocked at Santa's door.. Santa opened it. B4 he cud speak, Salesman rushed into Living Room & Emptied A Bag of Cow shxt on Carpet.. Salesman: Sir, if I m unable to clean this up wid my new powerful Vacuum Cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shxt. Santa smiled nd said: Do U need Chilli or Tomato Sauce wid shxt...? Salesman: y..? Santa: Coz there's no electricity in d house.